Green Day - Dookie
Released February 1st, 1994
Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, Tre Cool
Genre: Punk Rock
Intro
I am fucking lazy as hell. It's Sunday, 12:01am, this is the perfect time to review an album. Dookie MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH. It is the greatest album ever, I cannot say much that that. It's the best. Thank you Dookie mwah mwah mwah. I'm so lazy right now that I figured I'd review one the greatest albums ever cause I fucking HATE reviewing albums that I love seriously. Anyway, this album is masterpiece.
Thoughts & Feelings
This album makes me feel like I wanna masturbate. You know what song I'm on about. WOAH, there's two songs actually. One's a secret song. This album makes me feel horny, like I'm a pre-pubescent child and I just wanna fuck let's go baby. Sorry Emerson.
This is a great review, I'm not even listening to this album I just know this is amazing. I have ever mother fucking song memorized by heart memorized. This album is peak. What the fuck am I supposed to say. This album go fuck yourself. Stop reading this. Go listen to Green Day and feel happy.
Okay okay okay okay for serious for a second. This album literally put Green Day on the fucking map. HOWEVER. This album was only popular because of Woodstock 1994. They fucking KILLED it at woodstock. Mud shit. That was the mud show and it was awesome. The was probably the greatest performance live I've ever fucking seen. Young kids going fucking nuts and having so much fucking energy it's insane. Absolutely wild, love you Green Day, love you Dookie. Mwah mwah mwah.
Smash or Pass
Burnout - SMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Like literally in my PERSONAL opinion, this is the best song on the album easily. It is just so fucking good. It's a great opener. I love the breakdown, so good. Perfect introduction to Green Day in the public eye.
Having a Blast - SMMMAAAASSSHHHHH. I hate playing this song. It's so great. Absolutely GREAT, but I shouldn't say that I hate it, I have a very fucking difficult time playing this one. So great though. Like what can I say? Great song. Mwah mwah. BUT, not as good as other songs on this album.
Chump - SMMMMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH. This song gets me really horny, but not to the point of masturbation. - Jake. WHAT THE FUCK? But yeah yeah absolutely completely right. This song is AWESOME. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYONE. OH MAN THE ENDING YEAH IT'S SO GOOD. SO FUCKING GOOD GOING INTO THE ENDING, I love when they go live with that cause they go crazy they go fucking wild it's awesome.
Longview - SMASH. What can I say? It's longview. You edge the beginning of this album, you finish here. We gotta do as Billie says here. Here we go. Great song. It's fantastic. Thank you Mike for being the GOAT of this song. Mike is amazing. Tre is great too.
Welcome to Paradise - SMASH. This is a FUCKING REMAKE, YEEAAAHHH. This song is FUCKING AMAZING, great story behind this one because this song is about Billie and Mike not having a fucking home, basically being homeless, let's go homeless people shoutout to you homeless people. Yeah but this song is a remake from Kerplunk, I'd love to do that album someday. That would be a great review. Anyway this song is amazing, super fun to play super fun to listen to, the girls love it, and yeah sing along.
Pulling Teeth - Smash. Shoutout to Patricia. This song is great. It just hits hard. The solo sucks to play because I can't fucking play it but still, great song. This one is awesome what can I say? Good song move on.
Basket Case - Smash. Silver medal incoming, this is the song you know. THE FUCKING MUSIC VIDEO IS AWESOME AS HELL, DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS MUSIC VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY FILMED WITH BLACK AND WHITE CAMERAS. COLOUR WAS ADDED AFTERWARDS TO ADD A WEIRD VIBE TO IT I GUESS, SUPER FUCKING COOL BRO. Scroll down and play that video.
She - SMASH. Bass baby. Did you know this song is only 3 chords? Super great. I have no idea, but this song is super catchy. Everyone will love this song, however it is SUPER FUCKING SIMPLE. There we go. Enjoy, mwah mwah love you Billie and Tre and Mike, and whatever. Great song.
Sassafras Roots - SMAAAASSSHHH. Honestly, this is my underrated pick. This is the only one I'm gonna actually listen to tonight. This song is so good, it gets fucking stuck in my head all the time, I wish I could write a song like this. It's great. FUCK IT'S SO GOOD, MWAH BABY.
When I Come Around - SMASH. Awesome song, hey the first Green Day song I ever learned how to play fucking great, super great. She would've been easier. That's what he said. Anyway, this song is great.
Coming Clean - SMMAASHHHHHHH. Thank you Billie for being bisexual, absolutely amazing. Like what the FUUCCCKKKK???? This shit is so good and so fucking out there it's amazing. Thank you Billie for pushing standards.
Emenius Sleepus - Smash. This is the worst song on this album, but that aint fucking saying much, cause this song is GREAT. This song would be the best song on MANY albums I've reviewed so. This is a great song, It's amazing. Don't let it pass you by.
In the End - Smash. Great punk song, fuck you Linkin Park, sorry Joe.
F.O.D. - SMMMMMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH. This is easily my #2 but I can't say #2. This song is fucking fantastic. Is it better though than Basket Case? No, easily not but I fucking love it more than Basket Case, because I've heard Basket Case every week for the last 25 years bro. Come on. I love this song much more cause it's underrated. Great shit though, sorry- love you Basket Case, I'm not trying to shit on you- I just love this fucking song. Super fun to play, I usually play this song when I am fucking blasted, so great.
All by Myself - Smash, go jerk off.
Conclusion
Sorry this one was so fucking obvious. I just don't like doing albums that I know by fucking heart. Shoutout to Jake for REALLY helping me with this one, we were on call watching UFC during this review. This album is fucking FANTASTIC. Listen to it cause FUCK YOU. Mwah mwah much love, fuck you all, mwah mwah again, love you.
That was a weird ass fucking review, glad it's done though. Love you all, see you Monday.
RANK: S
- Sharky
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